Peeps Pipes: Gone but not forgotten

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Dirt cheap? Dirt is the rich man's dirt.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/08/16/AR2008081601966.html?nav=rss_email/components

What's the story with this gentleman?

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