Fancy Warning: Choose your seat color wisely

No glove? No love.

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Put your left leg in, put your left leg out, do the Hokey Pokey and turn yourself about?

Ball Gag

http://www.freshballs.com/

Basic Acid

Eureka! Now back to solving cancer..

http://www.yangsky.com/researches/physicallinguistics/PLUnderstand/humanbody/anus/anus.htm

Jews, you're off the hook.